[16:09] im a big hairy italian who likes men [16:09] he's been in a whole bunch of newsposts [16:09] ...about that particular thing [16:09] but I'VE put you in comics. [16:09] and log humours where he professes his love for men [16:09] I'm a bigger pale guy who loves crushing smaller people [16:09] http://www.biggercheese.com/art/readers/zachart3.jpg [16:09] I'm like death. but with hair [16:09] beer's a cute kitty [16:10] yessir. [16:10] I'm a pirate thundercat [16:10] yarrrr [16:10] I'm a genie in valentines dbz armour for some reason [16:10] you're the super saiyin genie of love [16:10] because clearly that's what you are. [16:10] my paws are HUGE [16:10] paw. singular. [16:11] you have three paws, stupid. [16:11] You're so stupid. [16:11] I should have a rubber paw that I use as a hook cosy [16:11] forepaw, then! [16:11] paw-paw? [16:11] its times like this I'd take off my rubber hook cosy [16:11] and CUT YOU [16:11] I never really understood the utility of the sharpened pirate hook hand [16:11] I mean, sure it looks cool, and is great if you want to stab someone [16:12] I think, basically, [16:12] It was used to... [16:12] but most of the time you're just trying to remember not to poke your eye out, or cut yourself when you go to the toilet [16:12] Eat. Or something. [16:12] or maybe block attacks. [16:12] also, I'm out in 10 minutes [16:12] to plan all your deaths [16:13] I saw a guy with a real live plank leg today. [16:13] On tv. [16:13] * Beerman (Beerman@a9013284.compass.6ca6d828.nz.hmsk) has joined #btc [16:13] He's an artist guy, encoding messages onto DNA [16:13] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Beerman [16:13] * Sloan (rival_san@283ee664.vs.5eb2c41d.net.hmsk) has joined #btc [16:13] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Sloan [16:13] * Beermon (Beerman@6d8cb41f.compass.6ca6d828.nz.hmsk) Quit (Ping timeout) [16:13] and he has a metal plank leg. [16:13] just like a pirate. [16:13] well I saw a guy on fire wrestle a bear [16:14] the bear was also on fire [16:14] AWESOME [16:14] if I ever lose my leg, I want a plank leg to replace it. [16:14] also, I'm out in 10 minutes [16:14] my plank leg will shoot lasers [16:14] and it will scream [16:14] I'll call it "scream-lor" [16:14] that's a great optional extra [16:14] the scream [16:15] then whenever I was in danger, I'd yank my leg off and shoot people with its lasers [16:15] like a halloween sound effect? [16:15] and yell stuff like "SAY HELLO TO SCREAM-LOR, MOTHER BITCHES" [16:15] and scream at them [16:15] awesome [16:15] you've gotta plan these things ahead of time [16:15] otherwise you'll be standing there with a laser leg and nothing to say, looking like a jerk [16:15] indeed [16:16] without a leg [16:16] you could hop [16:16] I'm out in... [16:16] five minutes ago. [16:16] wrap your minds around that. [16:16] RUH ROH [16:16] TEMPORAL PARADOX [16:16] lance, get the paradox glue [16:17] I use paradoxes to power my spaceship. [16:17] like using black holes. [16:17] I hate paradox glue [16:17] it always gets stuck to my hands [16:17] then I peel it off [16:17] my space ship is powered by how much better my spaceship is than yours [16:17] and have GLUE HANDS [16:17] wait, no [16:17] thats AWESOME [16:17] I LOVE paradox glue [16:17] then why don't you marry it? [16:17] It'll be all "Hey, Goon just added some flame decals", then it'll be a zillion times faster than yours [16:18] I would if the laws of god and man would allow [16:18] I'll marry you both, right here. [16:18] * Sethur` (Sethur@6a51cb98.dip.2db3ec63.net.hmsk) has joined #btc [16:18] then I'll lower the ship, and put a sweet spoiler on it [16:18] dude, flame decals are totally rad [16:18] and neons [16:18] you gots to have the neons [16:18] you should mount some plaster statuettes [16:18] I hate neon lights on cars. [16:18] fully sick [16:18] and of course the air freshener on the rear view [16:18] and instead of a muffler, it'll be a statuette of zach [16:18] Whenever I see them, I get so mad I spit snakes and lizards. [16:18] see zachs ship laggin bhind [16:18] and I'll always scrape the statuette whenever I park it [16:19] now you got the idea ben [16:19] * sethur|vacation (Sethur@6a520434.dip.2db3ec63.net.hmsk) Quit (Ping timeout) [16:19] Lance and NomadZero are nemisi, you know [16:19] I'll be going so fast, [16:19] except the rear vision mirror will have to be like a rear vision telescope [16:19] I'll have passed you and circled the universe. [16:19] haha [16:19] because zach's will be so far behind mine [16:19] So it'll only look like I'm behind you, but I'm actually on another lap. [16:19] Like... LAPPING. [16:20] yeh, coz u passed him 5 minutes ago [16:20] see, that's what you think, but I'm actually moving so fast it only looks like I'm moving slower [16:20] it'll be like an after-effect. Like the flash [16:20] OH NO! [16:20] Goon's thing is powered by indie, though, maybe, which makes it not only fast and stuff but way cooler I guess [16:20] You tricked me! [16:20] now I have to go into OVER-KILL DRIVE. [16:20] tricking less awesome people is how the awesome-drive works [16:21] the Over-kill drive warps and stretches the universe, and then creates a wormhole which I pee into. [16:21] and ill be sitting on the corner, sniffing paradox glue, wishing i had a spaceship with a overkill drive and rear view telescope [16:21] the pee travels through the wormhole, and into your softdrink. [16:22] the awesome drive warps your wormhole to go into your mouth [16:22] no it doesn't. [16:22] quit making stuff up. [16:22] does too [16:22] times infinity [16:22] also, I'm out [16:22] all right [16:22] thanks again [16:22] the awesome drive just keyed your ship