Alternate ending can be found here. While I personally love it, it's not strong enough to run on its own on the front page. I may have to in fact soldier bravely forwards with my theory that Thorn Broklaw's awkward stab at drama is comedy gold by substituting its final panel with the next few months worth of comics. We're doing pretty well so far! But seriously though, how many times have SUPER UNBREAKABLE SECURITY SYSTEMS been circumvented by some numbnut with a gun shooting the keypad. I'm no expert on these things, but I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark that security firms don't build in a secret failsafe so that if you don't have the code to open the doors to the nuclear orphan factory you can totally just shoot the keypad to unlock it. Alright, it's late and I'm off for sleep. Next week's comic may be late or cancelled, as it's my birthday and I will have better things to do than make free comics for freeloaders. That means you, free-ey. Bizarre linkage: Wiimote dildo attachments! WHEEEE!! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!