I would totally buy a phone that tucked me in at night. Or maybe just popped out a blade I could stab people with. Yeah! I'm finally on ADSL2+, but thanks to crappy line attenuation (also the hugeass radio transmitter a few km away that lets me hear ABC radio when I pick up the phone) I'm only getting 4MBit instead of the theoretical 24MBit maximum, which is what you get if you're connected by CAT5 and you actually live inside your local telephone exchange. Anyway, faster internet is better than no internet, as was evidenced last week. Here's some bizarre linkage for you: (blank) is the new (blank). In diagram form!