I'm not gonna lie to you, this is probably the greatest thing you're going to see all week. I was going to throw in a "Don't you know who I am?" in the second panel, but that would've given it away.
Dead away. Or in Batman's case,
Quadrapegically away. I'm such a card. Anyway, here's some appropriately bizarre linkage for you:
YEAH! YEAAAAAHHH! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Yeah. Well, see you next week where I'll have something
even better