Readers, meet Dave. Dave is a mutual friend of Ben and myself, and it was in fact his birthday a few weeks ago, by the time you read this. I was going to put this up on the same week, only it turns out that wine one was way way easier to draw. Happy belated birthday! Dave is quite wealthy, and thus uses a mac. From that last fact, we can extrapolate that he also derives pleasure from human misery, which is probably why he's doing law. But I'm pretty sure he'll only take cases where he gets to send people to jail for crimes they didn't commit. Challenging and satisfying. In case you're not in the know, the screenshot in panel 3 is from Starcraft, and here are a few others I'd put together, but just wouldn't fit cleanly into the panel space. Now imagine ride of the valkyries blaring when you see those bastards slowly arrive in your airspace. Saucy. Dave doesn't actually play Starcraft to my knowledge, but Ben actually does cry when he loses a game. Like a baby. And this one time I'm pretty sure he menstruated. Anyway, bizarre linkage: Dust art, making "Wash Me" look even stupider