Look kids, Smiley has to scrub exactly 212 times or the dirt WON'T COME OFF! 190...191....192...192....19ARGH YOU LOST COUNT YOU FAT IDIOT!! NOW YOU HAVE TO START SCRUBBING AGAIN! HURRY UP AND SCRUB!! IF YOU DON'T GET TO 212 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAT AND UNCLEAN AND BUGS WILL LIVE IN YOUR EARS AND MOUTH FOREVER! 1...2....3....5NO YOU IDIOT YOU MESSED IT UP AGAIN DID YOU REMEMBER TO FEED THE CAT?! IF YOU DIDN'T FEED THE CAT IT WILL DIE AND YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO JAIL AND YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED WASN'T IT YOU DIRTY 12345678NO DON'T START SCRUBBING NOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE THROWN INTO JAIL, QUICK! HIDE THE TOOTHBRUSH OR THE POLICE WILL PUT BUGS IN YOUR EARS AND MOUTH FOREVER
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