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---- Ancient ----- March 15th 2001 This'll probably get me in trouble GST THIS! Jesusmaaaaaan, Jesusmaaaaaaaan Religious people beware Australians will understand this I've been to this store Oh, the humanity The wrath of Bob I'll let YOU imagine the violence Don't try this at home He's JUST the right size Revenge of the nerds Why not to wear striped shirts Coming soon to a theatre near you Always good advice I've seen this bottlecap Cheesy plot device!! Tact. Useful Sweet, sweet justice. Up yours, Klaus Creative use for a spanner Damn Smileys The 70's will NEVER die Those are handcuffs, by the way Eeww...hedgehog Own a pet rock today! I've never seen that before

---- MS Paint ----- March 2001 - June 2002 1: Assassinate terrorist, 2: Buy milk Smack to the future Smack to the future: Part 2 What the...? Flashback time Upside down antics Oh, that Wang Fridge-tastic! Heil Jesus! Heil! Bad, bad pizza Pawn time She moves pretty fast Just hand over the damn licence, already I don't know either Someone set up us the bomb! Damn that dancing baby Now THAT'S a knife Upside down antics....part 2! Dragon, Dragon, Rock the Dragon.... Not a good pickup line Now THAT's what I call art TO THE JESUSMOBILE!!! Won't somebody think of the children?! Mastication: Fun for the whole family! That's 4 hours I'm never getting back Monkey Island references galore! 'Elf pr0n' is more like it It's-a me! Satan! Merry F**king Christmas All hail the Hipnotoad! New! Ultra extreme death sports! *Hic*...MERRY NEW YEAR! Always let your conscience be your guide Rampaging hordes of women If I want your damn advice, I'll ask for it Paedophiles=scum I scream, you scream... Special cameo edition! Orgymania returns Why not Halloween in January? Johnnyyy!!!....I mean CHARLIEEE!!! (Crazy guitar music) ....Wait, sound doesn't carry in space KAMEHAME....Huh? Shoulder whore! Shoulder whore! Again with the satellites That'll learn 'em He said everything except "RAAARGGHH!!!" Feeling hot hot hot! My mullet sense is tingling! Featuring; the High Ping Bastard himself! This is leading somewhere. Really Meh. *shrug* Right in the bojangles! The argument for birth control Right there. Behind you Oh...My...God Right in the shpadoinkle! Eeewwww... mmm....Wenches Friday Pickup lines! Waitaminute.... Escape! Dat's gotta hoit! Friday pickup lines return! I'm scarred for life A new low Crazy-Vision enhanced I couldn't think of anything. So sue me I don't remember that... New high security measures A (semi) true story WOOHOO!! News at 11!...I mean 9 You can taste the whoring Talking about whoring... Best. Movie. EVAR I need help Spot the anime reference It continues Hentai freaks. rejoice! The next one will be funnier BATTLE ROYALE! Storyline? What storyline? I luv j00, cut & paste Oh god...my eyes! Damn Psychobabble It's about damn time Laugh damn you! LAUGH! Now THAT'S whoring And I'm only 4 years late SHADDAP! Something's coming... Watch your step Happy now, Deon? I love boob jokes Oh those robots That's why I keep my mouth shut I know that fairy well A super gay orgy of ass Worship the comic Ask him about tax. I dare you No anal sex this time Sweet Jeebus!!! And that's the end of that chapter In-jokes abound Hmmm Mmm...Recycled jokes Just make it stop Mmm....revenge It's just that good He likes 'em big Guh Okay, seriously this time Don't blame me for this one Or this one

---- Flash ----- June 2002 - Present I couldn't resist n00bs in the army iMacs: They're great for throwing Aww...How cute Insert funny title here A woman scorned Gypsyman, Gypsy...ah to hell with it aetjatrhh It's a big one I really do Good ol' porn, uh pie box Gradient-y goodness It's an actual product! Leprechaun; the other, other, other white meat There's a party in my mouth and everyone has explosive diarrhoea So very, very wrong The secret ingredient is salt! The all new summer lineup News for Aussies Yes I KNOW it's not funny BAM! Blargh x3 Not my fault Again, not my fault Yet again, not my fault It's Goon's Clues...I mean rants Oh, we're still on? I wonder what's for dinner Oh god, he's got his second wind Call the police I'm really, really, really sorry Anudder troo stori How romantic KAAHHNN...I mean XEROXOORRR How I wish I was joking North, South, what's the difference Public service announcement! I hate them all Laugh, damn yuo! For the ladies I'd buy it Guess who's back, back again... Kajambo indeed I'm such an ass Or is that omega? And you too Stupid uni Back by popular demand What the hell am I drinking? Me so lazy It's guest (insert time period here)! Gest strippe numbah two Hooker beatings; It's what's for dinner! Two toned goodness WOOHOOzzzz Finally! Cheeses! WOOHOO x2 Not a clue Drag-on Ball Z Just like Jerry Lewis Monkeys are funny Here we go again... *yawn* OMFGLOLZ!!!1111 Well that was anticlimactic...OR WAS IT? Fun with manga action lines! Identity Revealed Ah, reused jokes Maybe they won't notice Magnets are always funny....Right? RIGHT? We're almost to the good bit now Artalicious A good start for 2003 There's always time for Angelina Hands up if you saw this coming Jew sex machina? Pretty bad, I know Zwee is a great word Fun with perspectives Fun with photoshop Epic The moral of the story is that bodily violation is funny We're almost finished! The missing characters reappear! Second last comic The end! Gratuitous! Goddamn stupid wisdom teeth Mixing medicines is great I need sleep Copy paste is my friend Kids darnd the sayest things Spooky! Toilet humour! Literally! Pfft. "Politically Correct" Must stop drinking pepsi blue I blame mtv Ugh Urge to kill....RISING Reused jokes are funny Please laugh Classy Yes...That's the best I could come up with I don't get it either Geddit?! Controversy! I dare ya Stop looking at me like that Trusty boob jokes Beeeeeer is liquid bread, it's good for you Censor my ass Get your holy war on I don't know what I'm doing It's funny because....ah forget it Stylish! Swish! ctrl+c, ctrl+v Creationists don't deserve colour A whole shitload of class New server! Ye olde guest strippe This was funnier in my head RRRGGGGHHHH They're just that good Bucka bucka...ahh forget it Just like the bad old days Because I'm lazy More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos! Happy Birthday, Teegus! Double entendre! One last slice of cheesecake! More nakedry! I didn't need to exaggerate HIYOOOOO Smooth like a fox Comic sense not make HERE WE GO AGAIN! And you thought YOUR parents were bad Have you seen this boy? ker-cheap! I suck! GODDAMN AI Ye olde cop-out Don't try this at home Yet another true story For all you Kat lovers Saucy Temptress Because I'm an idiot Originality! Chicks dig it A proud tradition This probably happened So Juicy Subtle You know that someone would buy this Tim Suckley WOOHOO x3 Yet again! Robo-boobies! She's so cute Catfight! Please don't sue me, Fox Don't Go There will be right back Talking Heads And here's to you, Mrs...Robot...son? ...And that wraps it up I'm the king of subtle Bring your kids Rejects included 'Green Pope' and 'Popes of the Caribbean' I forgot the original title I had Another poor excuse to draw Kat naked Maced! Uh Oh...MACED!! Self-MACED!!! An easy one It's that time again! So (much) touching! Not Again Eyes...burning.... By popular request Shameless ripoff of keir You asked for it I didn't want to google for Michael Jackson Tacty! Now that's service! Obvious Groping friends Rantin' time! Dear Hollywood; stop sucking. Job hunt What a sucker eeeeeeewwwwwwww GASP'D! Quasi-tribute to Bill Watterson MARVELous Not-White Christmas Like the webcomiconicon, but not There was a change machine down the hall, too Playa Hata Trite Nickel Arcade Cheesekerboard Nightmare Nary go round Silicon City Bigu btc+pad An Arrogant Destiny This is more of a guest strip Ah, nuts So long, continuity! More highbrow humour I KNEW IT! Size matters World to Janet: We didn't need to see that Head-palm Late! Late late late! Dear Hollywood; stop sucking II The greatest and best comic in the world...tribute Tralalala Sad Unit Lei in the snow I forget if this qualifies as vaudeville Like Frasier, but wittier I'm no superman *sigh* ANOTHER true story <Lance> Jugg Fucklers 2064 Two copyright infringements at once! SACRED InYOURendo This means something Happy birthday to you--me......us? Happy, Neesh? C'mon, like you haven't done this Guess which parts I had to make up Swing and a miss If only it were this easy Impulse control Hostage situation Butterfly effect High-brow humour News you care about Jamesh Bond Whatta Jacque-off It's true. I love cupcakes I'm not kidding. Stop it Punchline Blechkerboard Blightbleah Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop huge huge! HUGE! What? Metal tastes bad! No cure for cancer. And Beerman sucks Pointy brackets mean it's another language Like Tina, but funnier WTF Mate One of us! One of us! IT'S NOT VG CATS OKAY This is a political cartoon WOOHOO x4 Saving Ryan's Privates Codswallop Snap Crackle Spinning in his grave Well that explains that smell... You guessed it! Cheesecake ala Fenris Watersports She was in 'I Dream of Jeannie' Height of fashion He also sells silverware Mm-mmm smooth! I'm so clever To: Telstra, Re: Fuck you MacGuyvmullet Peter Parkerman 2 Too easy New take Everybody laugh! Ha ha ha! Middle Earth?! Damn dirty ape--aliens! Alternate punchline down below Would you like fries with that? MMYEEAAAASSSS? Insightful It makes sense, if you think about it Feminine wiles You know who you are Spoilers ah--oh, too late It's so obvious now! It's...BEAUTIFUL Cheapest punchline ever P stands for Pretentious Twice the glass flavour, half the glass fat THIS SUMMER.... Days of our Cheese Witty...more like...TITTY The ol' switcheroo The beginning of the end Omega Penultimate End of days I want to believe in us Nobody said it was easy/No one ever said it would be this hard Lesson 2: Not telling the cops I'm gonna get sued, twice Wait, Rasputin. Rasputin of love Donate $$$ plz ^_^ 2020: Greedo dies of cancer six years later y...NO!!! Jesus sandwich, extra salvation Trainin' montage (not) White Ninja and the chest expander Bad boys bad boys It makes sense, if you think about it II: Electric Boogaloo I'm glad nobody has thought of this before What is WRONG with voters!? Pay attention, guys Can you smell the Rock's dark elf? Enough The door was open, too It doesn't work, incidentally Chicks dig vomit This is terrible Double entendre Weather is here, wish you were beautiful Ride 'em cowgirl Wait, third arm? GG guys! GG! That is Kat's lucky french onion oy-yo Okay, I need another volunteer now A tale of two titties This would totally work Office Space Club Monks are lucky on the craps table A pirate's mightiest foe is the ballroom TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA More input! More! Got a woody VROOOM! VROOOOOOOOM BTClab 2021 Also: lasers It's art. You wouldn't understand Happy egg day! Tasty and deadly...Tastly The insurance covered it She also has huge broods Tragicomedy The little engine that doesn't, unless you pay up front It's retro new chic Hallmark should have these This is seriously what my day consists of His name is 'hxioaby' Ps: Kyle is really fat Fortunately for Randal, it was not regular night Black ops job interview Le french Must...crush...newspaper! WOOHOO x5 doo DOOT DOOT doodoodoodah I am so, so sorry I'd buy it My mind, she is blown Man, you gotta have a REASON nowadays? Pullin' a Lynndie Valentine's day extravaganza! Truer than you'd like to admit Just the way you remember Well, at least he's honest about it The hidden dangers of learning Not shown: Eve and Eve. Also, Cheetos Doof I hate you, dad You probably need your spine for stuff This is for all you lovers out there You should see the safety instructions for tissues Stupid world of mystery and wonder Chris Rock as Marty McSuperFly I am jack's sense of humour Marrow is murder I thought she'd just been getting fat Blatant pyroism Blasphemorama Well, he was telling the truth Also; pandas Hot in herrrrrrrrrrrre Man, they outsource EVERYTHING The PrinXXXess Bride Man, how many times is he gonna bring that up? ( . Y . ) Genuine imitation imitation rolex The conductor's coming, baby Spamusing 1 Spamusing 2 Spamusing 3 Spamusing 4 Spamusing 5 Copyright infringement++ And if you're REAL good, you can have some spinach The next stop is I HATE YOU In other news, Billybobgeorgebob is a son of a bitch Sistine chapel...OF EXPLOSIONS So sue me...Wait, don't. And the shoes. Gimme the shoes More truth than fiction I am being completely serious Also, no shaving cream Jumping off a cliff was too messy KAWAIIIII ^____^;;;; They made this...to honour him Jedi mind trick lite(tm) They also put too much mayo Spam spam spam spam brains Beastimaternity Demented is a bit redundant Massage Gear Solid So bye, bye miss American pie Sooner than you'd like to admit It's more like 2 minutes A spoonful of your own teeth Ribbed, for her pleasure Alliteration: always awesome I say this a lot, but really. Based on a true story D'AAAAWWWWW Armour piercing rounds extra :D I'm going to jail for this one But it's the pelvis thru-u-ust Goooooooogle Herbie does Dallas Air freshener, too SCRUBSCRUBSCRUB She's jewish I want you to hit me as hard as you can! D'AAAWW v2 Beerman is a fat jerk DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA OH NO YOU DI-N'T I'm just, like, putting it out there on the table OH DAMN PLOT TWIST IWANNATAKEYOUTOAGAYBAR RRRRRR Freudian slip, slop, slap Blue days, black nights, doowah doolang Chitty chitty boom boom And five pages about unicorns Next: a war on wars He calls his knife Charlene If you email me to complain you are dumb God, brush my teeth for me Turtleneck parade Children aren't pets You're weird, mate THE HORRIBLE TRUTH REVEALED It doubles as a lighter It also shoots makeup Fatman and Robin She's 40% dolemite Ye olde Cleaveland steamer WOOHOOx6 This also works for cancer and smallpox HUG! HUUUUUG! Smooth or crunchy? EIEIO Sloppy joes, extra sloppy Natural escalation Bananaphone Breathing in space doesn't help on the sun RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Batfans are insane Not shown: women's rights Professor X's one weakness: THESE WOOOUUUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEALLLLL $_$ Legiondary J-low IT'S NOT A STUPID MOVIE FAPPO Also trims unsightly fat! SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB usa! USA!! YOU ESS AY!!!!!! You don't want to know what the goat's for Workin' on the chain gang Let down your hair Sir Walter who? Jesus loves you more than you will know Horsepower IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME OS seX New low? I think so Dedicated to Pjs More than a bird, more than a plane WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR RED TAPE XXX-Men GIT YO ASS TO MARS X-ray vision Doctorin' the TARDIS Not shown: high heels Speeding bullet You didn't read THAT part of the bible? Superwolverineman That's hot I HAVE THE POWER Revenge of the toilet humour HEART POUNDING ACTION Those kicks were fast as lightning INSANE SAVINGS ON ALL STOCK World's best hide and seeker Inbanana Jones Obligatory SoaP reference DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DAHHHHH Doctors are allowed to do that Oooooh, the age of dinosaurs! Fresh salmon also works Etiquette Just the way mom used to make A bitter rivalry These figures, they're so...RAD The only explosive that'll leave you feeling fabulous DAAAAYUUUMMM I hear they're into that sort of thing I wish I could bat-quit you Double the copyright infringement EVERYONE THOUGHT THIS Vegetarianismology Vegetarianismology 2: VEGIE HARDER Also: crystal meth MERRY CHRISTMAS Those things are a pain to restock, too Cheaper than VOIP Elmo poop and vomit sold seperately I don't think either of them were in Weekend at Bernie's WHEE! All the world's waiting for you DO NOT WANT King Doctor doesn't NEED samples Sensational, Outstanding, Phenomenal, Tremendous, etc What if he only DARED him to do it? :awesome: Energon Boogaloo I will become...FABULOUS Batman's weakness: guns Batman's other weakness: vegetables Crawling in his skin Where is this again? My phone does three of those things It was a mackarel Billy COSBY THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL MARIA GET TO THE CHOPPAH. BRING BACK MORE BLANKETS I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque That's a speaker system That guy is so cheap STOP SENDING THESE It was either that or doublemint patches Batman: Year WONDERFUL I WILL END YOU Comfier than a glass elevator You think I'm kidding, but I'm not Surfacing soon in a cinema near you This is basically his entire day The refreshing killer 13.1 super surround sound Also giant magnets Wedded bliss The princess is in another Cthulhu Nooooo! You bitch! You bitch! It's not machine code NEVR 4GET I am serious, and don't call me Shirley Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines STUPID COMICS MORE STUPID COMICS How secure are YOUR door locks? RETURN OF STUPID COMICS Also; cursing god Wabsnerk What a schlameil Running AND walking water Gospel maybe? Finger lickin' good They also sense vibration Like that movie about birds, but with flies THE TALK He was gonna ask if this was a knife No beans involved You've always wanted to do this. Don't lie MORRY CHROSHMOSH HAPPY NEW YEAR MOAR STOOPID COMIX WHO ARE YOU Epic fail. Or win? Internet hate machine HOLD IT! The joke is a lie Godwin's second law SEVEN YOU HEAR ME BLAME ON Beating up all those chimneys You will never win Do you hear Black Sabbath? This is still technically correct ...Or naked Scarlett Johansson island! I'm going to my ROOM Die hardererest World's greatest detective (Mis)carry on abroad (Mis)carry on regardless (Mis)carry on doctor (Mis)carry on matron Can you see it? Guess not Tip #4: Save power by only reading BTC SUPANOVVAAAAAAA While my ukulele gently weeps (Mis)carry on regardless (Mis)carry on cruising (Mis)carry on up the Khyber (Mis)carry on screaming (Mis)carry on girls I liked the alternate ending more Good times How about a magic trick? Next week: blue whale comics! (Mis)carry on jack (Mis)carry on camping (Mis)carry on sergeant BEES! Countdown to 4chan stealing this comic Who am I? Holy cow, I mean pig Black to the blackture Like betting on a dead horse Not shown: giant space fetus Mutant healing factor was harder to draw I was gonna say DS Wii Fit but it turns out they're actually making it Payment is in vore dollars Also collect the holographic rape foil rape covers Start with low numbers, like zero Bros is not shorthand for 'brothers' in this instance Christmas (cheese)cake Extra strength epic lulz patches also available There's still a Catwoman Alternate sound effect: schplrt Backup plan: list of celebrities to have sex with before they become famous Let's all go waterboardin' Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center. Serve the public trust Come quietly or there will be... trouble I made this to honour him Tragedywilllll makeyouaaa betterHERO I'm feeling lucky NEEDATELEPORTERHERE EIGHT YOU HEAR ME This is everybody I know in 4 panels Try it yourself IT'S RORSCHACH TIME Barely avoided being sued by Charles Schultz's estate What does the scouter say!? THE LIP YOU'RE OUT OF MY TOP FIVE NOW CLARK Ingenuity through adversity Bod camix The point still stands I am Pagliacci Wait until you see what the Scooba 5000 does Or just never buy them Never gonna say goodbye The original odd couple Keir Broadwhore Tongue length is very important Also maybe spoilers for current transformers movie Did you SEE how RAD their fetus was!? Shower humour All hos should be treated equal Garlic? How QUAINT Depressing comic week! The Parker luck That darn dog That darn dog part 2 All you need is love. Maybe also a hospital. An as-salt in Pepperland Good thing they didn't get that job at Egyptian Corp. Guest strip by Merrk Some also say "doyyyy" I guess there really IS an app for everything Gleeks, unite! ALSO SULTANAS!!!! And don't let me catch you with that HUSSY the FRIDGE Insert maxipad joke at your convenience He's doing that hand thing, you just can't see it DIMENSIONAL ACCURACY IS IMPORTANT OKAY I made cookies. Why don't you like my cookies And it's a fake British accent The inevitable conclusion 9 GODDAMN YEARS Shouldn't have used those discount BTC condoms ...Then you're a cunning individual You gonna get loved tenderly Where indeed Get Richie or die tryin' HGAHA Bodice ripping action! Also Mercedes says AW HELL NAW Sneak peek Robocopmics Also I can't find my watch This one's filled with ice cream! A whole new world All good things... Indian Doctor is actually his legal name He died the way he lived - alive Like Doc Brown, but sexier MOVING WEBOPICTURES Words to live by Okay yeah, that's important Exposition That's what friends are for I thought of that! So ladylike! A bit messier than a TARDIS Cue dramatic music Maybe it wasn't such a good plan (Not quite) infinite canvas Holy property damage, batman! Meta-eta-eta-eta You dick! Twig and blueberries There may also be a bat-shaped vehicle involved Like Donkey Kong ACTION MONTAGE Pun goes here Happy birthday, kryptonian How do you like THEM apples? Fisticuffs Rip and tear All good things...

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Sancho's Mate
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Duke's eyes
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