Woop woop drama strips. I had to resist the urge to WORDS WORDS WORDS this one, so things may be disjointed as I've revised the dialog on this like a million times to make sure it's internally consistant and it's late and I'm sick of looking at it. This may be why I don't normally do storylines. Good thing this will be the last! SUCKERS. Bizarre linkage: Exercising while intoxicated. A noble endeavor if ever I saw one.