As internet law mandates, here is BTC's Watchmen comic. I of course failed to make the punchline include blue penis, so I'll leave it to Torn Bucklump to make some hamfisted rehash of it in three weeks time. If he hasn't already. I don't know. This comic is of course the intro for the unsuccessful live action series that followed the saturday morning watchmen cartoon (dur hur hur, if you haven't been linked like a bajillion times already). Aaaand for those deprived people out there who haven't seen Power Rangers and MEMORISED THE GODDAMN THEME SONG then IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH! Alriiiight. And for those not in the know, the final angry face is of course Alan Moore, king of all angry faces. Bizarre linkage: Dumbshit action figures! If only Superman had...some way to...chase...villains. Over land. Like, flying. Or running fast. Or just throwing a building at them. Also, be sure to check out Cut throat apathy, which recently turned 3!