I'm calling you out you RUFFIAN! You....you NE'ER-DO-WELL! I have thrown the first blow, a blow so decisive
it is like I attacked the Pearl Harbour of your heart with the World Trade Center of your soul!
....And....and the Pentagon! Of your HEAD! And some Hiroshima ALL OVER the rest of your body! Yeah, I WENT THERE! I'm not afraid of you! My analogies will continue unabated until you successfully quell my sass! Analogies AND metaphors! I'll make more! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME! I'm thinking of objects and what they are similar to AS WE SPEAK. What are you gonna do, huh!? You cannot deny my ACCUSING ACCUSATIONS! DO YOU HEAR ME DRAGO....I MEAN MOTH
Addendum: This guy has the right idea! FIGHT THE POWER.
And also fighting the power is our brother in against chex-arms, Sore Thumbs!