Argh, spent too long messing around with a new layout format and the second panel that I lost the original script I had in mind. This will have to do because now I'm sleepy and the Flash would totally kick the shit out of Batman I'm not kidding. What, are you going to throw some boomerangs and smoke pellets at someone who can run close to the speed of light? The Flash could flick off a light switch and smack Batman in the face like 400 times before it even got dark. He might as well be fighting a statue because that's how slow Batman would be. Anyway, bizarre linkage: horrific elevator stories to make you want to take the stairs!
Until I find an article about people who roasted alive in stairwells during building fires. Keep using the stairs until then.