I'M ALIVE! For the most part. Singapore has once again failed to kill me, as I have mastered the art of dealing with storekeepers, the knowledge of which I am now passing onto you cheesites FREE OF CHARGE. You should totally be grateful, since that whole taking out a big wad of cash and cooling yourself with it like a fan is the hardest habit to break I'm giving you all a big heads up to try and kick it before you go travelling to an asian country. Haggling is the most important skill you must learn, as you must haggle with immigrations before you are able to even step foot inside the country. If you fail to negotiate favourable terms of entry, your luggage will be incinerated and the goverment will hire a spokeperson to punch you in the gonads every 15 minutes. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Anyway, it is late as always so have some bizarre linkage: $15 million statues!
Of garbage! Way to go, rich idiots!