Last week's update didn't have many words in it, so I crammed twice as much in this week. Lap it up, word-lappers. If you're a comic reader, you are no doubt aware of the campaign to bring Spidey back to his roots by a certain editor in chief. If you're not, then well you'd better re-read that previous sentence, because I pretty much just said it there. I was tossing up putting spidey-eyes on the bat-costume, but it just looked too stupid and anyway it was funnier to have him look totally like Batman. Bizarre linkage: Adding laugh tracks to stuff!
OH NO YOU DI-IN'T, GIRL-FRIEEEEN'.