This was going to be a double update but I'm going out in half an hour so you're stuck waiting till next week! Ha ha! Eat it, internet. Bizarre linkage: This bright-ass torch. Only $299! Buy one for the car! Buy two for the kids!
[10:18] <killerpyjamas> i just stole a little bit of my sister's innocence
[10:18] <killerpyjamas> i told her about the horse porn links and she laughed and was like "a horse in a bikini or something"
[10:18] <Etheral> oh my
[10:19] <killerpyjamas> and i was like "no, people and horses"
[10:19] <killerpyjamas> and she said "not horses and horses?"
[10:19] <killerpyjamas> i said "nope"