Thinly veilled insults against a large portion of my own readership! Ha ha! Anyway, I just noticed the abnormally large number of nostalgic/retro/nerdcore/whatever people are calling it videos/pictures on the youtubes that are related to video games. Mario in particular. Mario on the guitar, people outfitting their local parks with a Mario obstacle course, Nintendo A Capella aaaand so on. Also there's this thing
. I couldn't decide whether to go with the better named Sonicthulhu or the wider appeal of Marithulhu, so I just did both. So nyah. Anyway. Bizarre linkage: wholly inconvenient swiss army knives!
I think if you're actually considering putting one of these in your pocket, you're better off just strapping an actual swiss army to your back. Whatever that means.