WOOOOOO. If you haven't seen 300 yet, I'm gonna spoil something for you. The words "Sparta" or "Spartan" are said over six hundred thousand times. I am totally not exaggerating. If you tried a drinking game where you took a shot every time they said "Sparta" you'd probably kill your neighbours of alcohol poisoning. It's just that good. Also, it makes you want to run around slamming shields into people and stabbing them while yelling SPARTAAAAAA! SPARTAAAAAAA! HOOAH! Sorry for the lateness of the comic, but I've been without internet for like a week now while switching ISPs. If you kept an eye on the ell jay community you'd have received advance warning instead of bitter disappointment, like ashes in your mouth. Speaking of which, here's some bizarre linkage: Illustrated Craigslist ads! FINALLY.