SUPERMAN RETURNS = KICK ASS. Alternate version of this strip which I
just thought of as I finished the damn thing: Superman and Cyclops have a eyeblast battle, DRAGONBALL Z STYLE. YEAH. And maybe they could go SUPER SAIYAN and BLOW UP THE MOON WITH KUNG FU. HELL YEAH. CAPITAL LETTERS. Actually screw that, I'm not drawing any of that. I tried making everyone look like their respective actors, only it turns out I'm really bad at doing that, so I just spent three times as long drawing everyone for the same result. So in return, I'm ending this newspost. Not really bizarre linkage, but something totally important:
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