In case you haven't heard, Google. Earth. I've spent four straight hours just dicking around the place. My cache is approaching 70mb. You can't quite zoom in on naked ladies just yet, but I'm sure google is working on that. Also, it's time to go to bed. Google Earth is your bizarre linkage, because nothing else should distract from this.
[15:44] <Lion> I am totally having an impulse to go to the feminine hygiene section in Walmart or something and just start screaming out "OH SHIT MY GASH IS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE."