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More truth than fiction

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So long, and thanks for all the fish
Educators having to NOT educate children, because the uneducated have chosen to not believe in the facts presented to them and would prefer it if their kids did not learn facts at school either. Pharmacists refusing to sell pharmaceuticals because they do not believe in them. A few million people believing that a woman with no brain will continue to live, even with years and years of evidence staring them in the face and saying that, in fact, no she won't. America, if this is not the sign of the end times, I don't know what sort of bigger beacon you need. Maybe a big space laser carving "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!" into the moon would help. Taking each of these in turn:

Hey, creationists! Calling it "intelligent design" or whatever you want to hide creationism as now isn't the same as actually having a scientific theory! Lack of evidence is not the same as having evidence! Scientists have been revising the theory Darwin set forth, finding more and more transitionary fossils, and forming a more complete theory that answers more questions. Creationists on the other hand are still setting forth the same flawed propositions they have been using for centuries.

Hey, pharmacists! If your moral beliefs prevent you from doing your job, then hey, maybe you shouldn't be in a job that will quite often present you with the requirement to do your job

Hey, dumbasses! If your brain has atrophied so much that you don't even have a cortex, you can rule a recovery out of a picture. A chicken can still run around after you chop off its head. That doesn't mean it's still alive, or will get better from its no head state

That felt good. You know what else feels good? Sketchbattle! It's just pages and pages of insults. I'd join myself, but quite frankly my years of experience with penis jokes would no doubt cause every opponent of mine to break down into tears. Even the girls. Which is all of them. Looks like buzz is still down, like Deemo on the docks every friday. On his knees, giving handjobs to the sailors. (See what I did there? Yeah, there you go). Anyway, this newspost is long enough. Bizarre linkage: HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET No I'm not kidding. It's awesome. I have a backlog of reader art that I will put up some day. Seriously.

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