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So long, and thanks for all the fish
Holeeeey shit. A lot can happen in a week. "A lot" being us STORMING THE TOP FREAKIN TEN! I totally thought we weren't going to make it until november when the next scheduled gratuity was to happen. Wait, gratuity? I think I just merged gratuitous and nudity together in my mind. Note to self, buy gratuity.com. Anyway, tangent aside, YOU ALL ROCK. YAAAY YOU GUYS! We did it billy! We really did it! Well, in case you're one of the thousand plus newbies to the comic, first of all welcome aboard! I hope you enjoy reading through the archives. You can drop into the irc channel whenever you feel like and there should usually be someone awake to greet you. And for 5 hours out of every 24, I'm in there as well if you have any other comic related questions. There's a faq, but it's woefully out of date. You're better off asking me in the channel or the forum. Anyhoo....I can see by the logs that there are a lot, lot more of you than there was the same time last week so welcome aboard! If you like the comics, tell your friends! And for old and new cheesites alike keep up with all that sexy sexy voting! Sexy! Keeping in the theme of the sexy, I taught myself some flash animation (with the help of the peeps at the website help forum) to come up with an all new voting flash majigger. C'mon, squeeze kat's boob. You'll be in for a pleasant surprise. That little hand turned out much better than I thought, but don't ask me to do it again. I have no idea how I managed to get it so smooth. The forum competition is almost over, with both new characters named and now onto discussing their hairstyles before I close it. Go and lodge your ideas!

Well, now that that's all out of the way, onto the other stuff. The site has a new layout (yet again), with the featured comic box being shrunk to just a button and link, but you can read the reviews and whatnot on the featured comic archives page. And I left monkey business up there for an extra week for...no apparent reason. Go me! Today's comic concerns the interesting trend about all the drivers I come across on my daily commute to and from uni. They love to speed. Like, really really love it. If it's a 60 zone, they'll want to do 80. Or if it's 100 they want to do 120. And when they come across me doing the correct speed, they'll drive right up against my bumper. Because we all know that when you're travelling in a big 2 tonne chunk of metal that's being propelled by exploding dinosaur bones at high speed, it takes absolutely no time at all to stop your car because the super magical brakes will bring you to a halt right away. What? Inertia? Basic laws of physics? NOOOOOO. So the yahoos eventually get bored of not trying to kill themselves and overtake, then promptly get busted by a speed camera. Then they show up on the news and in the letters to the editor complaining about the massive police conspiracy to "make money". Yeah, you heard me. Making money is against the law now, but going faster than what they tell you to by law isn't. A-WHAAAAA? What's the solution? Drive at the right speed and stop getting fined? No, of course not. The OBVIOUS thing to do is to bitch and moan about it like a little girl, then complain to the politicians about the nasty policemen. A) If you continue speeding and continue getting caught, you've automatically forfeitted the right to complain. B) If you fail to recognise WHY you're getting caught, you've also forfeitted the right to have children. Thank you, leave your reproductive organs at the door. It's a simple case of cause and effect people! Break law......get punished! IT'S NOT GODDAMN ROCKET SCIENCE. Anyway, Bizarre linkage. Good ol' norway!

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[19:00] <Dest> Hey, Beerman
[19:01] <Beerman> lol
[19:01] <Beerman> yep?
[19:01] <Dest> Anyone ever call you Pakeha?
[19:02] <Beerman> occasionally
[19:02] <Beerman> not me specifically though
[19:02] <Beerman> I do get called "whitey" a lot though
[19:02] <Dest> lol
[19:02] <Dest> You keepin' them down?
[19:02] <Beerman> natch.
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