I promised cheesite Nicholas De Klerk I'd make a comic featuring either him or his friend Connor Davies, so here you go buddies. I renamed you Johnny so you can argue which one is the more impotent. Okay, in related news there is some new newness in THE GODDAMN STORE, most importantly a cleaned up version of TORE SHIT UP, which took a long time to do so I'd appreciate it if you bought some merch with my junk smeared all over it. Figurative junk, not my actual junk. That costs more. Some keen eyed readers pointed out that I most likely reused the previous newsposts' bizarre linkage so you get DOUBLE bizarre linkage this week to make up for my sins. firstly an election-themed linkage: Obamicon me! Now you can be president! Or something. And if that doesn't tickle your fancy, how about a pornography course? Note that 5TB of obsessively categorised porn doesn't count as studying if you're not actually enrolled in the course. Sorry guys. Okay, see you next week and remember to either buy some merch or email me what designs you want on there. Note that if you email me a requested design and DON'T purchase it, I will actually come to your house and murder you